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eatcleantrainharder:

heyfunniest:

ME NEITHER

ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOU GOT 2 GRAMS FOR $40 NEXT?

(Source: comedycentral, via skinnykate)

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kanyewesticle:

wedding vows
me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
daniellemertina:


this is how you turn a bad situation around

this is a representation of how we should live our lives

tastefullyoffensive:

[theellenshow]

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