eatcleantrainharder:
heyfunniest:
ME NEITHER
ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOU GOT 2 GRAMS FOR $40 NEXT?
(Source: comedycentral, via skinnykate)
me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know